can we talk about how gorgeous my girlfriend is

can we talk about how gorgeous my girlfriend is

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(via marshmallows-for-sale)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via maleficentscheekbones)

whotheheckityheckisbucky:

this is so important to me

whotheheckityheckisbucky:

this is so important to me

vigilant-iguana:

Yes hello it is I your fellow heterosexual.

#not gay#nope#totally straight

vigilant-iguana:

Yes hello it is I your fellow heterosexual.

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

(via vigilant-iguana)

i should get the worlds shittiest girlfriend award

even though it’s bc i got really involved in making something for her

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

(via gayerthanaunicornpoopingrainbows)

sweetmarigold:

star-anise:

kissingcullens:

…”And more importantly, is he single?”

Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."

Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.

(via runawayrunhome)

captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

(via lame-ass-url)

Titlethis is exactly what you think it is

neutraltugboat:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

sandslashing:

catchy songs

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catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS

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i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song

ERREBODY GET UP

(via lame-ass-url)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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people like you give me hope for the future

(via acacia636)

prettyinpixiedust:


helgasinclair:

delicately-interconnected:

like-candy:

Love on We Heart It.

"I am an abusive, evil, obsessive creep who will bully your orphan son for seven years"romantic…

run, run so far so fast 

it’s nice when people warn you that you need to file a restraining order ahead of time

prettyinpixiedust:

helgasinclair:

delicately-interconnected:

like-candy:

Love on We Heart It.

"I am an abusive, evil, obsessive creep who will bully your orphan son for seven years"

romantic…

run, run so far so fast 

it’s nice when people warn you that you need to file a restraining order ahead of time

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