My parents just told me I would have the house to myself for a week in a few days.
“Oh good I get to watch netflix on the TV instead of on my computer.”
…I need a life.
- Lauren: You know you need unique New York
- Emily: Texas
Anonymous asked: Ok, I thought you were cute when I saw your picture... but when I saw that you tagged a post as "mer" I developed a crush
mer is a very useful description. ie i cant make that sound irl because i would get weird looks from the parents and friends, but i definitely feel it. sort of a resigned “this sucks” sound, ya know? and stahpp you’re gonna make me blush :3
Anonymous asked: ok but sriously you need to watch Buffy. it gets sooo much better, and there are lesbians. Adorable, accurately portrayed, there's something wrong if they aren't touching each other, LESBIANS
it’s probably the next one i’ll do, except im seriously considering skipping the first season cuz i can’t handle the awful. but yes LESBIANS <3
Anonymous asked: you are so fucking cute how do you even walk past a mirror without wanting to make out with your reflection you adorable little thing like holy shit I just wanna hold your hand and buy you things like kbsnef;baqerpb
uhh tbh when i see my reflection i rather want to find a blunt object and smash it a lot. but holy crap this made my day like a million times better you dont even understand where my head is right now, so thank you. and holding hands is good yes
Under strict orders from the best friend, I am setting aside Warehouse 13 for now in order to watch Lost Girl. I hear there are lesbians so I am okay with it.
despite the fact that my sister and i have nothing in common apart from a father, we share a connection that i hope to never take for granted, a connection that i realize anew every time i see her. love you sis.
i’ve been sending long messages to her and getting less than a paragraph back since she left. i should just give up and take a hint.
Year number 2 that I actually know who my father is for Father’s Day, and don’t have to write a letter to a man with no face and no name.
Year number 2 that I actually have someone to say Happy Father’s Day to, even if we don’t have a father-daughter relationship.
Year number 20 that I do not call my father on Father’s Day.
I’m watching this movie with awful writing and awful acting but..it has lesbians. so I’m watching it. Especially cuz it’s teenage lesbians. and they’re hot. so yeah.